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13.06.2025 00:58

Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Measles case confirmed in Allegan County, officials provide locations of exposure - WWMT
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Cosmic Dawn with Nobel Laureate John Mather - NASA (.gov)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
So they tried
How do I find a transgender girlfriend?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
FAA Says Newark Airport Should Be OK by October - Newser
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
NASA Is Planning to Build a Massive Telescope on the Moon’s Dark Side - The Daily Galaxy