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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Next, they tried...

EA's cancelled Black Panther game would have featured an evolved take on Shadow of Mordor's Nemesis System - Eurogamer

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Measles case confirmed in Allegan County, officials provide locations of exposure - WWMT

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Cosmic Dawn with Nobel Laureate John Mather - NASA (.gov)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

So they tried

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Mom Spotted a Growing Bump Near 3-Year-Old Daughter’s Eye. Then Came the Phone Call that Changed Their Lives (Exclusive) - AOL.com

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

FAA Says Newark Airport Should Be OK by October - Newser

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Jared Leto Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women, Denies Allegations - People.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Why one mom is trying to delay her daughter’s first period — as experts warn of the risks of early puberty - New York Post

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

NASA Is Planning to Build a Massive Telescope on the Moon’s Dark Side - The Daily Galaxy